Cohort Telemetry Studio
The long programme. Event grammar, identity, retention landscapes, and a readout that has to survive a finance partner who has seen every hockey-stick drawing.
The calendar
Programmes for people who already have a tracking plan they no longer trust.
Each offering is tutor-led. We do not sell recorded libraries dressed as a campus. Fees below are informational; enrolment is arranged by enquiry.
Event Taxonomy Residency
We sit with your current schema, mark the events that cannot scale, and write a grammar that a new hire can follow without a tribal briefing.
Retention Cartography
N-day charts flattened into a landscape: who returns because the product is useful, who returns because switching is expensive, and who was never a cohort to begin with.
Experiment Readouts for Product Leads
A day on guardrails, peeking, and the difference between a shipping decision and a story about lift. No statistics theatre; plenty of awkward examples.
The Quiet Dashboard Audit
We watch which boards are actually opened, which metrics have no owner, and which tiles exist because a previous CPO liked the colour. You receive a written teardown, not a slide theme.